We Don’t Like #1
This could be a many part series. Here is No. 1, because starting at 1 makes logical sense, and you can’t just skip numbers. You just can’t!
I had to hear a chorus of, “There’s no number 5!” for the rest of our time at the mall. Mall builders of the world, please stop it with your fancy mezzanine levels and balconies. It messes up the logic. This world is nonsensical enough without this kind of thing. We don’t like it.