We Don’t Like #1
This could be a many part series. Here is No. 1, because starting at 1 makes logical sense, and you can’t just skip numbers. You just can’t!
I had to hear a chorus of, “There’s no number 5!” for the rest of our time at the mall. Mall builders of the world, please stop it with your fancy mezzanine levels and balconies. It messes up the logic. This world is nonsensical enough without this kind of thing. We don’t like it.






My son had a mini-meltdown over the same thing at his doctor’s office…I agree. Stop messing with the numbers!
Lisa
June 28, 2012 at 2:02 pm
That is just. pure. evil!
Mom2MissK
June 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm
lol. I’ve heard of no number 13, but no 5, I mean come on. 5 is my lucky number, so I’d likely end up taking the stairs.
jimreeve
June 28, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Well, that’s the strangest one I’ve ever seen! I wonder what Tootles would say…
solodialogue
June 29, 2012 at 8:48 pm