Spectrummy Mummy

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Okay, I have to admit that I’m somewhat cheating on my G post.  Firstly, the only G I could come up with relevant to autism was Gross motor, and other than to say that Pudding hasn’t made much progress with her gross motor skills in some time, I don’t have much to say about that.  Instead, I thought I’d take another look at the way Google ensnares unsuspecting visitors in my part of the web.  If you’ve ever typed in an innocent web search and ended up here, this is why…

caregiving and lifting someone and hurt back Ouch, me too, though is is back to normal apart from a few random clicks and cracks.  Take care of your backbone, people!
kid drinks coffee and acts autistic Well, where to start on this one?  I’d be offended, but I’m too busy giving my children triple espressos.  Oh wait, were you a witness on this day?  Yeah, you might have a point in my case.
i’m living in a constant deja vu Me too.  Wait, didn’t I wrote this before?  Déjà vu of déjà vu- I must be having flashbacks.
how to go to the bathroom in africa Okay, you are my favourite so far!  I don’t venture to speak for the rest of the continent that is currently my home, but I will tell you how I go to the bathroom in Africa: WITHOUT PRIVACY!  In fact, if you happened to be in one of the bathrooms at the mall yesterday, Pudding kindly demonstrated how I go to the bathroom by opening the door too early.  Wait- did you know they have malls here as well as bathrooms?  Did that blow your mind?


surrealist pudding Well done Google, you brought this dude to the right place.  If they weren’t looking for us though, I’m curious…
bichon+frise+bit+me Yes, me too earlier this year.  Cubby swore it was a sheep though.
feeling stressed and anxious being mummy Oh yes, you’ll find that here.  In good news though, you’re just guilt away from being a good enough mother.
what kind of goat cheese would i find at grocery store Oh, so many foodies were inadvertently lured here with the promise of goat’s cheese.
kombi death trap Right?! Actually, I’m finding it a little meta that my G post is referring to me C post.  I feel like Keanu in The Matrix, only I know they didn’t have kombis in the matrix.

paper cut healed but still stings Oh, they do, don’t they?  Now you see why I can’t write about gross motor skills.  Cubby surpassed his big sister several months ago.  It stings, like paper cuts always do.
what is an anticipated problem for a pumpkin patch field trip What kind of super-prepared Scout Leader are you that you’re preparing for problems in the future?  I’m in awe!  Oh wait, I prepared that time we went to the eye doctor.  Still, googling potential pitfalls?  You take it to a whole new level.  I’m impressed!


mummy being prepared Don’t look at me, try to find the person above.


american girl Oh yes, you’ll find one right here.  But you know that she is half-English, was born in Luxembourg and lives in South Africa, don’t you?  Oh, and if you find that complicated, you might not want to read on.

santa mummy Uh-uh, *shakes head*, no way- if Spectrummy Daddy can’t pull it off, I’m not even going to try!
personal space invaders children’s song Is there a song?  That would be awesome?  If not, these Space Invaders might come up with one.


>Here< is the original post I wrote about being googled.  This post is part of my A-Z series, and you can find the rest of those >here<.  Now I have to think about H….H is for help!

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Written by Spectrummy Mummy

November 14, 2011 at 7:20 am

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  1. Oh that’s hilarious! Thanks for the giggle 🙂

    Fi (Wonderfully Wired Mum)

    November 14, 2011 at 8:03 am

  2. So funny…WHAT, they have malls in South Africa?!!! 🙂

    Di

    November 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm

  3. Who knew? Maybe I *should* turn Google analytics back on — it looks like it’s good for some really fine laughs!

    Karla (Mom2LittleMiss)

    November 14, 2011 at 2:40 pm

  4. maybe they do have kombis in the matrix?
    this was awesome. Maybe someday I’ll get to visit you and pee in a mall in South Africa.

    akbutler

    November 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm

  5. How funny! I’m with Karla – who knew that Google analytics could be such fun? Makes me curious…..

    Lana Rush

    November 15, 2011 at 5:23 am

  6. […] instead I’ll file it under Foreign Service Life instead.  And then begin to fear what google searches will come my way […]

  7. […] too, and you can read his side of the story >here<) and I’ve written not one, but two posts about Google, it is only natural that sooner or later our kids would get in on the act. […]


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